Friday, April 6, 2012
No animals were harmed in the making of RACCOONS. Pity about the human.
I refrained from gratuitous use of the word, "quotidian."
I insisted that the book be printed on environment-friendly paper only. Then I found out that Kindle books don't use paper.
The official peanut butter employed in the Raccoons Project is Laura Scudder "Nutty." (How appropriate.)
The Lamborghini Murcielago was chosen as the official car of the Raccoons Project. Unfortunately, Lamborghini never got back to me.
The word "bipolar" appears 10 times in the book. The word "crazy" 28 times. This is intentional.
In the movie version of the book, I save the world and get the girl, or get slowly eaten by a well-mannered orange land whale - I can't remember which.
The skunks still laugh at me.
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